I did a thing

It is an evil thing.

Yup. I did that thing. Norbs was saying the other day that he doesn’t have a turbo trainer or rollers. So we was doing intervals… outdoors.

Weirdness. Outlandishness.  Perversion.

So I went and talked to some people. Shortly afterwards the kind folks over at Cell Bikes, and the evil, unspeakably sadistic folks over at The Sufferfest came through with the goods. On its way to Norbs is a trainer and a full pack of Sufferfest videos. And on its way to me – at about the 45-50 minute mark in Norbs’s first workout, most likely – are the accumulated curses only a solid session on The Downward Spiral can wring out.

I’ve been a Sufferlandrian for only a couple of months, but already I’ve developed the glassy-eyed stare, well ground molars and shaky grasp on reality emblematic of the Sufferlandrian citizen. I’m proud to see Norbs joining us.